See, any day out that involves knives, new taste experiences, plus a crash course on how lying in wait for a man should not always involve Zerg-rushing him is my kind of day.
Other than the usual April Fools’ Day high jinks, yesterday was all-around good. I walked into the Northshore Grill after work, and the barkeep immediately hollered and pointed me at a seat, saying that M.N. had told her to keep watch for a “beautiful girl.” He hustled in shortly thereafter and presented me with a goody bag of swag